Dirtiest Mascots in College Sports

Warning: This is not too PG of content, so read at your own discretion.

There is no good way to judge whether or not a mascot is dirty or not... or is there? Well, you can think about how creepy/perverted/filthy they look as well as what their names also mean. Thus, we are RJS present to you the five most awesomely dirtiest mascots in the world of college athletics:

1. SHOCKERS of Wichita State University. For those of you who do not know what the shocker is, one could only imagine how disgusting it is. It has to do with not one organ, but two, making it the top in terms of dirtiness. Additionally, when a bunch of bros pose for pictures doing "the shocker" you know it is a no good and dirty sign.

2. BEAVERS of Oregon State University. Not only does the beaver also mean the female genitalia, but it also implies that it is quite bushy. The beaver mascot also looks really creepy and quite honestly frightening. I have seen it in person, so I can personally attest to it.

3. GAMECOCKS of USC (the real one). Sure it is intended to be an innocent mascot, but come on! It has the word COCK in it, and even the most mature of adults cannot overlook it. Don't believe me? Check the ESPN archives about a dream matchup between USC and the Beavers, no joke. The best part though, is that their mascot's name is "Cocky".

4. TROJANS of U$C (the pretentious one). What does one think of when they hear Trojans? The warriors who battled in the ancient days and were fooled by a wooden horse? Probably not. Most people think of condoms, and rightfully poke fun at this mascot because of it. Don't believe me? Refer to any sports blog from the Pac-10 or other conferences that are about to face the Trojies.

5. COUGARS of Washington State University. This third Pac-10 school on the list gets the final nod on the list not necessarily because it is overly perverted or anything, but because nothing else comes close to having a connotation as good as it. A Cougar is an older woman who preys on younger men. It is pretty funny to say you are a Coug if you go to the school, and thus it gets the 5th and final nod.

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