Feeling Bad for a Trojan?

There is nothing that I personally despise more in the world of sports more than Trojans from U$C (those from Troy University are alright). However, there are moments when even the most dedicated Bruin and Trojan-hating human has to feel compassion for a Trojan. After all, Trojans are human. Most of them have emotions and feelings. In all seriousness, the news about U$C RB Stafon Johnson's horrific accident led me, and probably hoards of other UCLAers, to feel nothing but sadness. This was not an accident brought upon by alcohol, drugs, or trying to prank a rival school. It was solely an accident. Plain and simple.
Accidents happen, especially in the weight room. More often than not, they are not incurred by misuse but rather from the inherent nature of weight lifting. I had a friend back in high school had a dumbbell cut one of his fingers and he needed some ugly stitches to fix it. However, that is nothing in comparison to what happened yesterday. We all have to remember that it could have easily been any of one of us. Would we want to have people from rival schools say "oh he's a _____, he deserved it"? No. The spirit of competition tells us to root against players so they get crushed in a game, look silly, and make mistakes. None however, should be when it comes to a serious health problem.
There is more to life than just football, basketball, soccer, volleyball, and any other sport imaginable. What's more? living life. When a situation arises that hinders any athlete from living life like the rest of us "mortals", we should all take notice and care. Just because Johnson is a gifted football player who chose to play for a hated school does not make his struggle to live any less than the struggle by any Bruin, Duck, Husky, or others out there. Get better Stafon, recover at your own speed. Life is too short to mess around. You have plenty of life ahead of you, and even your sports enemies are rooting for you.

Cal flops...yet again

Once again, the Bears of The University of California, Berkeley have shit the proverbial bed. And this time, they shat themselves silly on national television. 42-3. That was almost a shutout. And for three quarters of it, it was. Cal lost to an Oregon team that lost a high profile game to Boise St. and barely etched out at win against Purdue, but have recently shown shades of their former offensive glory by ending Utah's winning streak and now knocking off the team who many in the West Coast believed would be raising a Pac 10 championship banner and giving the collective middle finger to The School over There on behalf of the rest of us. But no. Cal flopped. Again. Let's look at some numbers.

77: Cal's total rushing yards. This, more than any other reason, explains the loss. Cal simply could not move the ball on the ground. Oregon on the other hand had no problem whatsoever running all over Cal's defensive line. How bad was the disparity? Oregon had 236 rushing yards. You do the math. Oh and by the way, Oregon ranks EIGHTH in the Pac 10 for stopping the rush.
3.6: Cal's average yards per pass. Pretty abysmal. Coupled with the fact that they had no rushing game, Cal could not score. I don't have to remind you that Cal did not post any sort of touchdown this game. Oh and Riley by the way threw 12 of 31 completions. Uh NICE.
55: So of those 77 rushing yards Cal put up, 55 of those came from ESPN's darling Jahvid Best. These aren't exactly Heisman numbers Jahvid. All credit goes to the Oregon defense for stopping California's one trick pony offense. Am I too harsh? Let's look at Best's 2009 career. Against Minnesota Best posted 131 yards and 5 TDs (!). In the game against Eastern Washington Best goes 141 yards for 1 TD. In Maryland he went 137 yards for 2 TDs. So what's the key to beating Cal? Contain Jahvid Best. Once he's contained pressure the QB into making bad throws and California has no offense whatsoever. Secret's out.

Honestly, I expected Cal to put away Oregon pretty handily. In fact, no one on RJS or anyone else that I've talked to anticipated Oregon to pull the upset. While I believed that it would be a good game, California and Jahvid Best I thought would put away Oregon, home field advantage notwithstanding. This does, however, continue a longstanding tradition they have over there in Berkeley which is: get as highly ranked as possible and then lose on national television. A trip down memory lane proves my point

2009: #6 California loses to unranked Oregon
2008: #21 California loses to unranked Arizona
2007: #2 California loses to unranked Oregon St.

Every year its supposed to be all about Cal. Remember when DeSean Jackson was the talk of the town? Well in 2007 at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, UCLA put him down with 2 carries and -3 yards. I remember sitting near a bunch of Cal fans that year and all they could say was Justin Forsett DeSean Jackson ad nauseum all game. They didn't have much to say when Alterran Verner picked one off in UCLA's endzone to run it back to the house for 6. Oh and then Cal was ranked #12. Dream on California, dream on. Maybe part of your problem is this fellow.

For your enjoyment I give you the lyrics to the Cal anti-fight song to sing along to as you enjoy another California flop

1. The Dirty Golden Bear (to the tune of "The Sturdy Golden Bear")

(verse 1)
The Dirty Golden Bear
Is losing all his hair
His teeth are out
He's got the gout
He knows not what it's all about
His eyes are made of glass
He's losing all his class
So TAKE the Dirty Golden Bear and shove him up your ***!

(verse 2)
The Dirty Golden Bear
Has dirty pubic hair
His dick is dead
It's got no head
He cannot get it up in bed
He tries to use his hand
But cannot find his gland
So YOU can find him jerking off the UC Berkeley Band!

Week 4 Pac-10 Predictions

Week 4 Pac-10 Predictions
(Last week Truebluebruin 5-4, 4-4-1 against the spread. Blueandgold 5-4, 5-3-1 against the spread)
(Overall Truebluebruin 19-8, 9-12-2 against the spread. Blueandgold 21-6, 10-10-3 against the spread)

Cal (-7) @ Oregon
(Truebluebruin) This is the battle for who many will consider to be the top candidate to finally dethrone USC from its pac-10 throne. Both of these team feature dangerous running games. Cal probably has the better defense, and Oregon has a major home field advantage. The difference? The Cal passing attack has been strong with a surprisingly set of good performances from Riley, while Oregon is one of only 4 schools in the nation to yet have a passing touchdown. The game should be close for a half, but Oregon can’t keep up with Cal’s multidimensional offense
Cal 42 Oregon 31
(Blueandgold) Many think Cal squeaked out a win against an above average Minnesota team last week and Oregon came up big with a win over Utah. So does that level the playing field? Oregon and Cal were both set to duke it out to dethrown the ‘SC reign so this is a big game for both teams. Personally I’m still a Cal fan and think they can pull off the tough win on the road.
Cal: 32 Oregon: 24

Arizona State @ Georgia (-13)
(Truebluebruin) This is a rough game for Arizona State. Sure they are undefeated, but that game against two patsies at home. Georgia is not the world beaters of the SEC but this is still a much stiffer test for Arizona State, worse yet on the road. Expect the ASU offense to stall against the stiffest defense they’ve seen yet.
Georgia 24 ASU 10
(Blueandgold) This is a big non conference game for ASU, heading into SEC territory to play a good Georgia team. ASU really hasn’t played anyone challenging yet in the season and now they are on the road. Georgia is not the same team as the past, but still a top 20 team and should win this one.
Georgia: 34 ASU:17

Arizona (-2.5) @ Oregon State
(Truebluebruin) This is a game that could easily go either way. Both teams are 2-1 and suffered difficult losses last week. Both teams feature strong running games, but OSU is at home, and features the stronger run defense. Therefore, I gotta go with the beavers
OSU 28 Arizona 21
(Blueandgold) I’m a little surprised that Arizona is the favorite on this road game. Yes OSU had some tough times in the last 3 weeks, but I think they are better than Arizona, even if the Wildcats are 3-0. I think OSU wants to make a statement in their Pac 10 opener at home and will come out with the W.
OSU: 24 Arizona: 17

Washington @ Stanford (-9)
(Truebluebruin) I think it’s silly that Washington is ranked in the AP poll for beating SC. Washington is a good team, yes, but Stanford won’t be overlooking them the way USC did. This is also Washington’s first road game, so they need to prove themselves on the road. It’s not uncommon to suffer an emotional letdown game after a huge victory (hello, USC?) and Stanford is a very solid team. I think Washington is capable of winning this game, but wont
Stanford 31 Washington 17
(Blueandgold) Washington has the media eating out the palm of their hands. Yes, not to take anything away from a great Husky win, but seriously is this a top 25 team in the nation? No, plain and simple. Also they have no experience on the road this year, playing their first 3 games at home. Stanford wants to maintain momentum in the Pac 10 and I think they pull out a win here.
Stanford: 21 Washington: 17

Washington State @ USC (-43)
(Truebluebruin)Can Washington State overthrow Stanford for biggest upset in college history (Stanford defeating USC as a 42 point underdog)? The answer is no, Washington State is bad….VERY BAD. But 43 point underdog bad? It’s possible that USC decides to take out all of their aggression on the cougs, but USC doesn’t have THAT explosive of an offense. They’ll get to take out some frustration, just not 43 points worth.
USC 41 WSU 10
(Blueandgold) Ok USC lost, and now in a free fall according to the media. I don’t really buy that yet, so only time will tell if this is a great team that failed or an actual mediocre USC team. Washington is always tough on the road and Sarkisian had the weapons and brains to outsmart Petey. But no way Wazzu pulls off an upset in the Coliseum against a USC team looking to rebound and make a statement, although a 43 point spread is kind of ridiculous.
USC: 30 Wazzu: 10

Dirtiest Mascots in College Sports

Warning: This is not too PG of content, so read at your own discretion.

There is no good way to judge whether or not a mascot is dirty or not... or is there? Well, you can think about how creepy/perverted/filthy they look as well as what their names also mean. Thus, we are RJS present to you the five most awesomely dirtiest mascots in the world of college athletics:

1. SHOCKERS of Wichita State University. For those of you who do not know what the shocker is, one could only imagine how disgusting it is. It has to do with not one organ, but two, making it the top in terms of dirtiness. Additionally, when a bunch of bros pose for pictures doing "the shocker" you know it is a no good and dirty sign.

2. BEAVERS of Oregon State University. Not only does the beaver also mean the female genitalia, but it also implies that it is quite bushy. The beaver mascot also looks really creepy and quite honestly frightening. I have seen it in person, so I can personally attest to it.

3. GAMECOCKS of USC (the real one). Sure it is intended to be an innocent mascot, but come on! It has the word COCK in it, and even the most mature of adults cannot overlook it. Don't believe me? Check the ESPN archives about a dream matchup between USC and the Beavers, no joke. The best part though, is that their mascot's name is "Cocky".

4. TROJANS of U$C (the pretentious one). What does one think of when they hear Trojans? The warriors who battled in the ancient days and were fooled by a wooden horse? Probably not. Most people think of condoms, and rightfully poke fun at this mascot because of it. Don't believe me? Refer to any sports blog from the Pac-10 or other conferences that are about to face the Trojies.

5. COUGARS of Washington State University. This third Pac-10 school on the list gets the final nod on the list not necessarily because it is overly perverted or anything, but because nothing else comes close to having a connotation as good as it. A Cougar is an older woman who preys on younger men. It is pretty funny to say you are a Coug if you go to the school, and thus it gets the 5th and final nod.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Pirates, Flames, Cotton Blossoms

Pac-10 Predictions Week 3

Week 3 Pac-10 Predictions
(Last week: Truebluebruin 5-4, 1-6 against the spread. Blueandgold 7-2, 2-5 against the spread)
(Overall: Truebluebruin 14-4, 5-8-1 against the spread. Blueandgold 16-2, 5-7-2 against the spread)

Cal (-12) @ Minnesota
(Truebluebruin24) Two weeks down, and Cal has destroyed two easy opponents. Traveling to 2-0 Minnesota should provide stiffer competition for the bears, and at least a stingier defense than they’ve seen the last two weeks. Still, Cal is the much better team and only really have to fight themselves to not have a let down game. Cal may not put up as many points on the board this week, but the result is all the same
Cal 38 Minnesota 20
(Bluegold) Cal comes off another dominating performance (albeit against a mediocre Eastern Washington team) last weekend. Cal must show that it is a force to be reckoned with on the road as well. Minnesota comes in having won its first two games as well, and look pretty good, beating both Air Force and ‘Cuse in the season so far. However I am on the Cal bandwagon so far, so I’m picking them.
Cal: 35 Minnesota: 21

USC (-22) @ Washington
(Truebluebruin) USC escaped last week out of Columbus with a closer than expected victory. I still don’t buy the hype of Barkley as the second coming of Jesus Christ, but the USC defense, as always, seems to be the real deal. Washington is clearly an improved team from last year, but they still don’t have any business being in this game. USC may not be as up for this game coming off of last week’s huge victory (and USC does seem to have a brain fart game every year), so I’ll call USC to win, but not to cover the spread.
USC 31 Washington 13
(Bluegold) This game has the potential to be the perfect trap for SC. They are coming off a huge win against a top 10 team at the time and on national TV. However SC beats the big teams and loses to the small ones, and this week there are some story lines involved with Sarkisian now the coach of the Huskies. Still 9 out of 10 times SC wins this game, probably 8 times out of 10 very convincingly, however there is that off chance that the Huskies can pull off the upset at home.
SC: 35 Washington: 21

Utah @ Oregon (-6.5)
(Truebluebruin) Here is a game that really puzzles me. Oregon has not really done anything to make me believe in them this year, while Utah at 2-0 is deceptively not as good as they seem, struggling to get by SJSU last week. The fact that this game is in Auzten makes me want to go with the ducks, but after barely getting by Purdue thanks to a blown 2 point conversion, they have yet given me a reason to pick them against a team that should be tougher competition. I think Oregon loses it in a close one.
Utah 21 Oregon 17
Utah has the longest winning streak in the country and showed how good they were last year going undefeated. Now they look to take on a dismantled (and very overrated) Oregon team in Eugene. They aren’t the same Utes as last year, but they still have a lot of weapons, and Oregon is still sputtering along.
Utah: 24 Oregon: 17

Arizona @ Iowa (-6)
(Truebluebruin) I don’t honestly know too much about Iowa, but this should be the toughest test Arizona has had yet, especially on the road. Iowa’s defensive backfield is strong, allowing only 1 touchdown against 5 interceptions so far, so Arizona will most likely rely on its running game to move the chains. If Arizona can dominate the running game, they’ll take the game, but if they need to start passing, that could play into Iowa’s hands. I don’t see Arizona winning this on the road
Iowa 28 Arizona 17
(Bluegold) I’m going to have to go with the Pac-10 on this one, don’t know why. Both teams are undefeated, but Arizona holds the receiver advantage and I think they will narrowly escape with a win in the Hawkeye state.
Arizona: 21 Iowa: 17

S. Methodist (-4.5) @ Washington State
(Truebluebruin) What a fool I am. Why did I have faith in Washington State? Sure, they made a comeback when the game was seemingly out of reach, but they just got destroyed by a mediocre Hawaii team at best. SMU, interestingly enough, has Hawaii’s old coach June Jones, known as an offensive guru. Hawaii put up over 600 yards on Washington State, so SMU should be able to move the ball at will
SMU 33 Washington State 20
(Bluegold) Wazzu is just kind of going through the motions and I still think they can’t win a game, even at home this week against a 2-0 Southern Methodist. They continue to look good, and Wazzu continues to look bad.
Wazzu: 14 SMU: 24

Cincinatti @ Oregon State (-3.5)
(Truebluebruin) Well, I was partially right last week. Oregon State did struggle on the road, but pulled out a tough win against UNLV, which should give them confidence that they should be able to win the tough one. Oregon State is still somewhat questionable on the lines, but their play makers are carrying the team, and should be able to secure a victory at home against an overrated Cincinatti team. Cincinatti can also light it up on offense, and this could be a fun shoot out. Oregon State should be fired up for this one as a revenge game from last season, and for the opportunity to enter conference play undefeated.
OSU 41 Cincinatti 35
(Bluegold) I saw Cincinnati destroy Rutgers and so far Oregon State has kind of not lived up to my expectations so I see them losing their first game this week. They are a force in the Pac 10 but as a national force against a high power offense, I’m not so sure.
Cincy: 28 OSU: 17

San Jose State @ Stanford (-19)
(Truebluebruin) San Jose State actually put up a good fight last week against Utah before falling late, while Stanford’s offense completely disappeared in the second half in a disappointing loss at Wake Forrest. Despite the disappointing performance for the Cardinal last week, at home against an average San Jose State team, Stanford should be able to get back on track and take some momentum into conference play
Stanford 28 San Jose State 13
(Bluegold) Stanford is coming off a tough loss on the road but look for them to rebound against a team that SC absolutely destroyed. Gerhart should be able to run all over the Spartan defense and the Stanford Defensive line should hold up against a weak running SJSU team.
Stanford: 35 SJSU: 10

LA-Monroe @ Arizona State (-17)
(Truebluebruin) ASU gets another warm up game at home against a team that isn’t exactly a household name. Arizona State was expected to struggle on offense this year, but blasted away Idaho State 2 weeks ago, and should be able to use this game to tune it’s offensive game plan even more. ULM has a decent running game and should be able to put up a few scores on the board.
ASU 41 ULM 17
(Bluegold) The Sun Devils are coming off a bye week and had ample time to prepare for this out of conference game. They should win this game easily.
ASU: 28 LA-Monroe: 10

Kansas State @ UCLA (-14)
(Truebluebruin) UCLA really impressed me with their victory against the Vols last week, and I couldn’t be happier to be wrong. Kansas State limps into this game after a humiliating loss to Louisiana Lafayette. The UCLA Defense is unlike anything KSU has seen, and Louisiana Lafayette held them to 15 points. UCLA may be UCLA’s greatest enemy: they have to avoid a let down game, figure out the quarterback situation, and deal with 4 role players being suspended for the game. If UCLA can stay focused, they should be able to pull out an easy win.
UCLA 30 KSU 10
(Bluegold) UCLA is coming off a great win at Tennessee, although it was a messy one, especially at the end. Basically this is a potential trap game for the Bruins, and with the loss of their starting quarterback as well as 4 players ranking high in the depth chart at their respective positions, the Bruins need to come out strong against a mediocre Kansas State team that lost last week.
UCLA: 17 Kansas State: 10

What We Learned in Week 2

Week 2 of the college football season provided us fans, bloggers, students, et al a whole lot of excitement. The slate of games on the ESPN family today was unbelievable. First, Michigan takes out the Irish in the Big House on a great play by freshman Tate Forcier. If the last name sounds familiar, it's because he has two older brothers on resurging Pac-10 programs, although Chris is transferring out of UCLA. This Forcier brother seems to be like the one that is headed for greatness out of all of them and today we saw why. We saw two other freshmen go into hostile territories and come away with a win to take back to LA. We also saw the Big-12 get tested. Lots of goodness, so lets break it down.

Notre Dame can't play D: Well, if UMich led by the aforementioned Forcier can rack up 38 points on them, we know something is wrong. This is not to discredit the maize and blue, but no one saw this offensive production from Rich Rod's squad this early in the season.

UCLA is back: Well, going in with a redshirt freshman quarterback, new o-line into the sea of Orange that is Neyland Stadium seemed like a desperate chance to win. Apperantly no one told the Bruin running backs as Knox and Franklin had their way for the most part against the Vols' D and the UCLA secondary made Crompton look like... well... himself. Sorry Tennessee, it does get worse than this. Why? Ever heard of Tebow, Urban, and the Swamp?

U$C just cannot lose big games: They had to lose this one. They deserved to lose this one. There was no way they should have even been close against the Buckeyes the way they played. Unfortunately for the Buckeye nation, they are from the Big-10, and are in somewhat of a down year compared to the last few, so they lost.

Matt Barkley is NOT the real deal... for now: Lets examine the stats shall we? 15/31 for 195 yards and an INT. To be honest, those numbers are probably padded considering that the last drive in which he went 3/5 but only because of the way Joe McKnight was running and spreading the field. He was just plain silly! As for Barkley? He is not even a top-5 QB right now in the PAC and probably not as impressive as the guy wearing Blue and Gold.

Mike Gundy might be a man, but his team is overrated: Well Houston, who is not a bad team by any means, should not have won that game. In fact, they went down in the second half but showed guys and heart and pulled out a huge win in Stillwater. For those mathematically inclined, by the transitive property: UH beat OSU, OSU beat UGA, so UH > UGA? Which leads to...

The SEC is not that great right now: Call it Florida and the 11 dwarfs. Well, 'Bama and Ole Miss are legit. However, LSU who I expected to destroy UW barely squeaked up in Seattle last week, and UT looked horrific at home against UCLA. UGA got destroyed by OSU who then losses to UH. Also, USC (the real one) looked horrible last week against NCSU. The rest has been playing cupcakes, so time will tell if I'm right or not.

The Big-10 is terrible, again: Other then OSU and Purdue losing to Pac-10 teams, the conference has stunk it up (minus Michigan's win today). The most notable loss of the day has to be MSU losing to CMU in its own house. The same CMU team that could not put up points a week ago against the Wildcats out of Tuscon. Oh, and Wisconsin barely beat Fresno State at home, needing a FG in OT.

The beautiful thing about college football is that next week we will learn many new things, some of which will make me look like a total fool. Then again, it's why you play the games on the field (not on XBox or PS3).

One Week in Season Preview

I am not a big fan of predicting a season before it starts. How can you possibly predict where a team is going to be 8 games into a season when you haven't seen them play a snap? I choose to cheat and see a game before trying to make my decisions.
This is by no means flawless, after UCLA's win over Tennessee last year and UW's near upset of BYU, I was confident in UCLA's ability in that game (which I have since erased from my memory).
With that said, here are my admittedly optimistic predictions for the ongoing UCLA season.

UCLA @ Tennessee:
This game could go either way. I like UCLA, I like Chow, I do not like Kiffin.
UCLA 24 Tenn 20

UCLA vs KSU
KSU looked BAD. Prince and the O-line have 2 games under their belt, this game is not close.
UCLA 35 KSU 10

UCLA @ Stanford
I like Stanford more than most this year. Harbaugh is a great coach (who will not be there much longer), but Neuheisel and Chow are better. Stanford has a lot of young talent, UCLA is also young but more talented.
UCLA 24 Trees 17

UCLA vs Oregon
I would have picked UCLA to lose this game a week ago, but this is where seeing a game before making your predictions helps. Blount is out, and overall they were unimpressive. UCLA moves to 5-0.
UCLA 24 Quacks 17

UCLA vs Cal
Cal looked good in their opener, but they cannot rely on making the big play all year (especially on the road). They need to control the line pf scrimmage better, and they have not done that at all on the road. This series has gone to the home team since Tedford has been at Cal (regardless of talent disparity) and I don't pick this year as the one to break that streak.
UCLA 20 Cal 17

UCLA @ Zona
I wish I had another game to go off for Zona. Can't take away much from their game, especially since it wasn't televised. Zona LOVES to spoil UCLA's seasons. Their season could very much rest on this game. UCLA probably will have a loss that I didn't predict by this point anyways, so I might as well pick this upset.
Zona 24 UCLA 17

UCLA @ OSU
OSU is rebuilding more than people realize. Jacuzzi is still really good, but once Price rocks him once in the backfield, he won't be quite as shifty the rest of the game.
UCLA 21 BEAVERS 14

UCLA vs UW
UW really impressed me. If this game was at UW, I would be thinking of a possible upset. It is not, I am not.
UCLA 27 UW 17

UCLA @ WSU
Practice game.
UCLA 42 WSU 0 (why not?)

UCLA vs ASU
ASU is overrated. Carpenter graduated after 15 years there (you know it felt like he was there that long)
UCLA 28 ASU 14

I will not predict U$C yet. Right now I'm thinking it will be a loss.

Since I was admittedly optimistic on those predictions and UCLA very easily could lose at OSU, Tenn, or to Cal, I will say UCLA will be 9-2 going into $C.

Pac-10 week 2 predictions

PAC 10 Predictions (Week 2)
Last Week: Truebluebruin 9-0 (4-2-1 against the spread) Blueandgold 9-0 (3-2-2 against the spread)

Stanford at Wake Forest (Even)
(Truebluebruin) Stanford is sitting on top of the Pac-10 right now, but has to travel across the country to play the Demon Deacons. However, the Deacons have already dropped their first home game against Baylor, and Jim Harbaugh has proven his ability to keep his teams calm on the road (USC 07 anyone?) Stanford shouldn’t run away with this game, but I’m confident they should have the upper hand.
Stanford 31 Wake Forest 23
(Blueandgold) Stanford showed it could play last week, with Gerhart rushing for 2 touchdowns against Wazzu. Although Luck was decent at 193 yards passing, he can definitely play better. Wake Forest is coming off a tough loss to Baylor, so look to them to try to respond. I like Stanford under Harbaugh, and in a tight game I will go with the Cardinal.
Stanford: 21 Wake Forest: 14

Idaho at Washington (-21)
(Truebluebruin) Ok, I’ll admit it. I Thought Washington was dead in the water against LSU, and they proved me wrong. While they still have a ways to go to become a top Pac-10 team, with Locker back from injury, this is a much better team. Washington has earned this game in what should be an easy win for the Huskies.
Washington: 33 Idaho: 10
(Blueandgold) Washington last week comes into week 2 showing that it much improved under Sarkisian. They were within striking distance of LSU for a good portion of the game. Locker threw for over 300 yards and the backfield produced over 150 yards rushing. The Vandals come in having beat DeWayne Walker’s New Mexico State, however the offense was not nearly as prolific as Udubs last week. I will say Washington wins its first game in over a year, however I’m not so certain they’ll cover the spread of 21.
Idaho: 10 Washington: 24

UCLA at Tennessee (-6.5)
(Truebluebruin) I wish this game was being played in the Rosebowl, I’d be much more comfortable picking the Bruins then. Kevin Prince had a great first half against SDSU last week, but showed he can make freshman mistakes in the 2nd half. He now plays in front of a 100,000+ screaming fans in what is a tough environment for a quarterback to play just their second game. Add that into the fact that UCLA hasn’t won a major road game in quite some time, and I’m sadly forced to pick against the Bruins, no matter how much I’ll be yelling and screaming for them this Saturday.
Tennessee 24 UCLA 14
(Bluegold) Well here’s a real test for the Bruins. Coming off a solid win, demonstrating that they are much improved since last year, especially offensively, UCLA must not fall into the trap it did a year ago, losing to BYU 59-0 after an overtime win against Tennessee. While UCLA came up on top last year in the meeting between these two teams, this game will be a horse of a different color. Tennessee destroyed their competition (albeit a new division 1 team), with over 600 yards of offense. Also Tennessee has a debt to settle with their lost against UCLA last year, which was the beginning of their downward spiral. As much as I am a UCLA fan, Tennessee has such an arsenal from both the air and ground, that you have to give them the edge this weekend, and I think they will beat the spread too.
UCLA: 17 Tennessee: 31

Eastern Washington at California (No line)
(Truebluebruin) Cal proved against Maryland that this team not only has serious offensive weapons, but also may be one of the stingiest defenses in the conference. Bad news for Eastern Washington having to come into Berkeley to play the bears. Best should be able to continue to pad his stats in his Heisman campaign, and Riley can continue to prove that this season he is a much different quarterback than last year.
Cal: 51 EWU: 13
Cal showed it may be the best team in the Pac-10 by coming out and taking care of Maryland very handily last weekend. Riley looked good, Best looked good, and Jones looked good. The eagles played a division II team last week, so don’t let the numbers fool you, this is a whole different level of competition. Cal should dismantle EWU easily.
Eastern Washington: 7 California: 42

Hawaii (-6) at Washington State
(Truebluebruin)Hawaii is not the same Hawaii as a few years ago under June Jones that was an offensive monster. It is interesting that Hawaii coming off a solid victory, while WSU, who is coming off a loss at home, look pretty even. If this game was away from the Palouse, I wouldn’t pick Washington State, but I have a feeling that at home they can pull off a tough victory against a Hawaii team that is not nearly as talented as it is in the past. It’ll be a close call
Washington State: 23 Hawaii: 20
(Blueandgold)Washington State is coming off a loss to Stanford, and looks to rebound in its first non conference game. Hawaii looked decent against Central Arkansas last week, coming away with a win with over 400 yards of offense. This is a close game, and a winnable one for Wazzu, but I still think Hawaii has the edge.
Hawaii: 21 Washington State: 14

USC (-4.5) at Ohio State
(Truebluebruin) I hate how USC seems to not only win every big game, but humiliate the team they play. Outside of the Texas game in 2005, I really can’t remember the last time USC lost a major, nationally hyped game (some may argue @Oregon 2 years ago). USC only seems vulnerable to teams no one expects to beat USC. I can taste the vomit in my mouth as I unfortunately have to pick USC to win this one, and in traditional USC fashion, I would not be surprised if they embarrass the Buckeyes
USC: 38 OSU: 17
(Blueandgold)The game of the week (hopefully). Ohio State comes off a nailbiter against Navy, which theoretically shouldn’t have been close (up 15 with 6 ½ to play and win by 4?) USC is going to take advantage of any mistakes by the Buckeyes, so if they want to redeem themselves for years of underperforming on the big stage, they need to take care of the football. USC looked dominant after a slow first few minutes, and most importantly, it showed that Barkeley is ready for the big time. As much as I want to see the demise of the Trojans on a big stage, I think they still hold the advantage, and with OSU’s disaster last year at the Coliseum, I think they have a chance to cover the spread in Ohio.
USC: 31 Ohio State: 24

Northern Arizona at Arizona (No line)
(Truebluebruin) Arizona had a tough win against CMU, and proved that their defense will once again carry the day, as they allowed only 6 points in their first outing. Compared to Central Michigan, Northern Arizona should be an easier opponent to handle. The only advantage NAU has is game tape on Arizona’s first game while NAU has yet to play a game and thus have no game tape. That’s about all they have going for them
Arizona: 28 NAU: 7
Arizona comes off a 19-6 win, with a balanced rushing and passing attack at moving the ball (however they only punched it in once offensively for 1 TD). NAU on the other hand had a bye last week, so they are coming out looking to win their first game. After this game, Arizona goes on the road for 3 straight weeks, and won’t be back in for game in Tempe for 35 days. Arizona should win its 4th straight dating back to last year, beating Northern Arizona.
Northern Arizona: 10 Arizona: 21

Purdue at Oregon (-13)
(Truebluebruin) As the line shows, there is still some respect for Oregon, despite their terrible performance last week in Boise. Purdue has a strong offense, but a porous defense, which should be a perfect way for Oregon’s offense to get back on track. Just because Blount is now out for the season does not mean that Oregon doesn’t still have weapons on offense, and I expect Masoli to take on a bigger load this week. This could be a fun, high scoring game.
Oregon: 38 Purdue: 24
(Blueandgold)Based off last week’s performance (both on and off the field), Oregon proved how overrated it really was. Blount’s suspension in my opinion is a little tough, especially for his senior season and the fact that it is an NFL career ender. Oregon will need to establish the run against a Purdue team that scored 52 points last week, but gave up almost 500 yards to their opponent, Toledo. Look for Masoli to pass and run in order to exploit the weak Purdue defense. Oregon should win this one against a mediocre Big 10 team in order to gain their confidence back. However a loss could cause Oregon to sputter and dig a deep hole with Utah and Cal right around the bend.
Purdue: 17 Oregon: 31

Oregon State (-8.5) at UNLV
(Truebluebruin) This is the kind of game that would scare me as a Beaver fan. Oregon State has fallen pray to a confusing, disappointing non-conference road loss these past few years. UNLV is not a push over of a team. I want to believe that this Oregon State team is different than previous years, but I’m not convinced that they won’t have a let down game on the road. I’m going to go with history here and predict a close loss on the road.
UNLV: 21 OSU: 20
(Blueandgold) Oregon State did a good job last week taking care of business, and head to Las Vegas against a UNLV team that also had a dominating performance. Still I’m going with the “Quiz” on this one. Although both teams played mediocre ones at best last week, Oregon State is still the team to beat in this one, and should also cover the spread.
Oregon State: 27 UNLV: 17

The Giants, Another Sad Story?

Let me begin by saying that there is no one more optimistic than me when it comes to my sports teams. Unfortunatly, I also tend to be wrong. The 49ers have long confused me and elluded me. The Sharks? Well... we all know how that story ends (not well). UCLA athletics? Usually do well, but basketball has faltered on the biggest stage and football is on the rebound. So it all comes down to none other than the Giants. Before the season began I believed we had some hope of challenging for the wild card despite not having anyone who was big, cuddly, and adorable (pablo and bengie) who could hit. To make matters worse, the latter has not hit for a good average, and loves hitting into double plays. For whatever reason, we had a lead in the wild card at the break. That was before Zito realized he use to be good and started pitching like his old A's self; until today. Today's loss put the Giants 4 games back of the Rockies.

The pesky and ridiculously annoying Rockies are probably the luckiest franchise in last three years (remember the play-in game in 2007?), and seem to win games for no good reason (i.e a Brandon Phillips error tonight). That being said, a win is a win. They have now opened a commanding lead and will surely enjoy as the only real West Coast rivals (sorry A's/Angels) take on eachother by the Bay this weekend. Who do the Rox get? The Pads. To make matters worse, these rockies are led by a man who once donned a Dodger uniform. Worst of all, the Giants have a bullpen that has been so crappy that it makes a Brian Wilson 9th inning seem like baseball heaven. Remember all the blown leads a few weeks ago at Coors field? Or how about the one I witnessed in person last night? It has been as pretty as Caster Meneya is feminine.

The Giants have six games against the Dodgers, a series with the Rox, and some games against the Cubs/DBacks, which are not to be looked past. The Rox have the Giants/Cards/Dodgers to face in 9 games and then the DBacks/Pads/Brewers, and half are at the overly friendly confines of Coors Field. It does not look too good for Bochy's bunch. However, I feel like things are wide open, and once the series at AT&T is done with against then Rox, nothing definitive can be said. Perhaps we will feel the joys and elations we all felt as the Giants won the 2002 pennant. Worst case? Feeling like we did after the travesty of games 6/7 in some town where Disneyland is located.

Mascot Wars Round 2: Tennessee Volunteers - Let's go to prison

Last week we looked at the San Diego State Aztec. We learned that the Aztec's fearless nature stems from their ability to cause hectic bowel movements and learned on the field last Saturday that the SDSU offense is basically a hectic bowel movement as well. This week the Bruin s play the Tennessee Volunteers. Kind of an odd choice for a university mascot; I know I for one didn't understand it. But now I do, and I'm here to spread the knowledge.

I have personal experience with the Tennessee Volunteer. When I was in 9th grade I traveled to the fair town of Knoxville and was a part of a competition that was held on the campus of UT. I stayed in the dorms, traveled all around Knoxville, saw the sights, etc. Make no mistake, Knoxville is in backwater Tennessee - an oxymoron in itself because as us we civilized people on the Coast understand, ALL of Tennessee is backwater. I swear, time runs backwards there. When we were driving around, we were told that at four way stops, the car with the biggest wheels has the right of way. Knoxvillans are a different breed of person than you and I. Learn more about their type with this primer on hick bros. Back to the Volunteer. One night I my friends and I were exploring campus and got lost. After much wandering we ran into the Volunteer himself. He looks like this.

Now, I was told that the reason behind choosing the Volunteer as a mascot was due to the overwhelmingly large number of Tennesseeans who volunteered to fight in the Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Civil war, et al. Sounds like it makes sense, except for one thing. If they're so Red White and Blue with their service (except for their presence in the Civil War. See Confederacy.), then wheres the Red White and Blue in their colors? No Red, certainly no Blue; only white appears and this is to augment the primary color which is a neon Orange. The Volunteer's color is Orange? That's not even slightly patriotic or has anything to do with being a volunteer for Americas Wars of Independence. Therefore, I cannot accept the given explanation for choosing the Volunteer as their mascot. I was left with two things to work off of: the color orange and Volunteer. Where have I seen that color before? And where have I seen that color in a Volunteering context? Suddenly it dawned on me:
There it is. The orange color. The Volunteering. And most importantly - the police officer. Readers, I give you the true Tennessee Volunteer. This isn't your normal type of Volunteer either. This Volunteer wants to Volunteer so bad that they'll go to jail for it. And the average Tennesseean likes Volunteering so much that that the state of Tennessee clocks in at #23 among state incarceration rates (source: Tennessee Dept. of Corrections Statistical Abstract, September 2008, pg 21). Not bad Tennessee. You just can't get enough of Volunteering can you? Lets take a minute to get to know the Volunteer since we're going to up against 11 of their finest this weekend. Tennessee as a state breaks down demographically 80.4% white, 16.9% black, and 3.2% hispanic (source: www.municipedia.com/Tennessee). Of this pool of potential Volunteers the breakdown reads 51% white, 47% black, 2% other (source: Statistical Abstract, pg 27). Here I see some inconsistencies. 80.4% vs 51% for white Volunteers and 16.9% vs. 47% for black Volunteers. I may be a history major and haven't taken a math class in 5+ years (Calculus was so 2004...), but unless my eyes deceive me I see a disproportionate number of black Volunteers present in the Volunteering system. What can account for this? I can only speculate. Maybe black Tennesseans really, really like being a Volunteer. Or maybe its something else (see racism). One can only speculate. We can look at some facts though. Above you see some numbers. How about some history? Well on December 24th, 1865, 6th middle class Tennessee Confederate Civil War veterans started the most notorious and heinous group in American history, the Klu Klux Klan. Their trademark robes were white.

Now a comparison

The Tennessee Volunteer

Location: Knoxville
Colors: Orange and White. I think the readers can make the connections
Mascot: The Volunteer. Commonly seen on sides of freeways; prison
Last Years Record: 5 - 7 (3 - 5 SEC). Maybe Tennessee should spend a little less time Volunteering?
Hobbies: Volunteering, losing to UCLA

UCLA Bruins

Location: Los Angeles
Colors: True Blue and Gold.
Mascot: Bruin. Commonly seen in Westwood, Bel Air, Brentwood, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica just kickin it
Last Years Record: 4 - 8 (3 - 6 Pac 10)
Hobbies: Staying out of prison, getting good jobs, not living in Tennessee, beating Tennessee football

Go Bruins!!!

Athletes Say the Darndest Things

I knew not all 'student' athletes are intelligent, but Terrelle Pryor just set a new low. Living near $C I hear of athletes doing stupid things all the time, (Leonard Washington, OJ, OJ Mayo) but Terrelle Pryor, this one took even me aback. Listen to it and see if you catch what I am talking about.

No, I am not referring to his support of Michael Vick. That is a whole other separate debate. I am referring to Pryor's comment that "everyone kills people, murders people, steals from him, steals from me...whatever." I wanted to comment on this, but there really are no words that put it better than his own.

It's times like this I am glad UCLA is represented by people like Alterraun Verner who on the field is an All-American candidate cornerback and off the field is a math major (believe me, it's not easy here). In his moment with the cameras before the game Saturday he thanked the firefighters who risked their lives protecting people and homes the previous week.
Well, to each his own.

U.S. Open Mid-Tournament Breakdown

Whereas other bloggers, sportswriters, and opinionated people write something to this effect before a tennis tournament starts, I wait ‘til its halfway over so I can ridicule them with the help of beautiful beautiful hindsight. Eat it Yahoo Sports.

Let’s take a look at the storylines, interesting points, and flat out infuriating shit that’s going on at this year’s open.

Who-din? – I have a name for you and it is Melanie Oudin. This 17 year old Georgia native won gold at the Beijing Olympics last year and even upset Jelena Jankovic at Wimbledon earlier this summer. So far at the U.S. open she’s dropped both Elena Dementieva and Maria Sharapova, although the later isn’t surprising anyone. She may be unseeded this year but expect this to change quickly. She’s young, talented, quick footed, and wears shoes that probably glow in the dark. Her next match is against the Russian Nadia Petrova tomorrow. Prepare for Cold War references a plenty.

CBS Split Screens – CBS for some ungodly reason decided it would be cool to occasionally show two matches at once on the same channel. Nice right? NO. Instead of splitting the screen in half they’re putting two miniscule video feeds diagonal to each other with some odd hypnosis inducing background surrounding them. Not only can you not see either match well provided you aren’t watching in IMAX, but the background distracts you so much itis impossible to focus on them in the first place. Much like its showing matches on a 2 hour delay earlier this year CBS has once again screwed up America’s ability to watch good tennis.

Roddick? NO! – It was so perfect. A U.S. Open title in 2003, six years of sub standard play, a gorgeous wife and a simply amazing finals match at Wimbledon. Roddick was coming back home and everyone was looking for him to challenge for the championship. Well he lost yesterday to some 6’9” schmuck from North Carolina. I wonder what Federer’s up to?

Federer – He’s winning.

Women’s Singles Draw – The following players are already out: Dinara Safina (1), Venus Willians (3), Elena Dementieva (4), Jelena Jankovic (5), Victoria Azarenka (8). The last time a Top 10 was gutted this bad it was the 2007 NCAA Football season. At this point the tourney is Serena Williams’ to lose. On the other side of the draw I’m predicting Oudin vs. Kuznetsova in the quarter finals. Whoever wins can walk from the there to the finals considering every potential challenger is unseeded un-american/swiss and therefore unrelevant (save it, I can spell).

Kim Clijsters is still playing? – Yeah I know, I thought so too. Although unseeded in this tournament the former women’s number 1 beat Venus Williams this afternoon with the score of 6-0 6-4 with the minor note that somehow she lost a set 0-6 between the two. How this happened is still vexing me.

Rafa Nadal – Although recovering from tendinitis in his knees, a stomach muscle problem, lupus, avian flu, the mumps, and an acute case of the willies, Nadal has been solid so far reaching the quarterfinals while losing only one set. He beat Federer on hard court earlier this year during the Australian Open but considering the myriad of ailments that have struck him since then I can’t say he’s 100%. Either way renewing his rivalry with Federer in the finals paired with a Giants Dodgers series in the bay (our park is better) would make for one hell of a weekend.

The First Great American Striker(s)

In the world of International soccer, the need for a dangerous, high class striker is neccesary to be considered a good team with a chance to win competions. The striker prevents the defense from coming too far down on attack, improving the defense of the team. Also, it puts fear in the opposing defense as there is no safe moment where a team cannot score. Historically, American teams have lacked the strong striker position. Eric Wynalda and Brian McBride served a strong role for many years, but did not give the US team the dangerous threat it needed. Finally, after many years of improvement of American soccer, we finally have a couple of potential great strikers, who complement each other.

Jozy Altidore

The 20 year old, 6 foot 1 striker has shown incredible skill and strength playing striker for the US national team in World Cup qualifying and the Confederations Cup. Fifa describes him as "An uncommonly powerful striker, Altidore has been tipped by many as the United States' answer to the retirement of former icon Brian McBride" This is ability and talent is highlighted by the incredible goal he scored against Spain, out-muscling Carlos Puyol (one of the elite defenders in the world) for the ball and putting it past Iker Casillas (Arguably the best goaltender in the world). The kid is still inconsistent, but shows the potential to be an elite power striker. If he puts it all together, he will prove to be among the best in the world.

Charlie Davies

The 5'10" striker, with incredible speed and ellusiveness. He consistently can put himself behind the other teams defense, reeking havock and getting scoring chances. Fifa describes his ability as, "speed to burn and a killer instinct in front of goal." This is exemplified by his goal versus Mexico at Azteca Stadium. Though his potential is great, he still struggles with his decision making in the open field. However, with his great potential, he can become a striker who spreads the field and burns the defense.

I am excited to see these two guys develop and improve. Hopefully, they will lead the US to international glory.

RJS Predictions for Week 1 of CFB (UPDATED!!!)

Here are what our writers have to say about the winners of the following games:

UGA @ OSU
Baylor @ WFU
Mizzou @ Illinois
BYU @ OU
Bama v. VaTech

Ran: OSU, Bama, Illinois, Wake and OU
Matt: OSU, Wake, Mizzou, OU, Bama
Manny: OSU, Bama, Mizzou, BYU, Wake
RJWI: Bama, OU, OSU, baylor, Illinois
Eric: OSU, OU, Illinois, VA Tech, Wake
Mike A: OSU, OU, Mizzou, VA Tech, Wake
Mike K: OSU, Wake, Mizzou, OU, Bama

We will keep tabs on these guesses and see who comes up on top!

UPDATE: HERE ARE THE STANDINGS NOW (NOT IN ORDER)

LA Galaxy going supernova

Los Angeles has a soccer team, and it goes by the name Los Angeles Galaxy. What most people don't know is that they're good. Really good. And they're poised to take the top spot in the Western Division as the season winds down to a close. The Galaxy (9-4-11; 38 pts) ranked second in the West takes on frontrunner Houston Dynamo (11-7-7; 40 pts) on September 12th at Houston. If the Galaxy are able to secure a W, this will give them a 1 point advantage over Houston and will vault LA into first place in the West.

Its incredible to see the Galaxy in this position, especially after last season - ended without a playoff appearance with a dismal record of 8-13-9; 33 pts. Furthermore, that 33 points earned them the dubious honor of sharing last place with rival San Jose Earthquakes. As the 2008 season progressed, things just seemed to get worse and worse. Before the MLS All-Star game in 2008, the Galaxy held a record of (8-11-6). This was up to July 24th. With the playoffs a few months away and a mediocre record, the Galaxy were in control of their own destiny. If they could win out, or at least win the majority, a playoff spot was not too far-fetched a dream. Instead they laid flat on their faces and either lost or tied 11 of their final 13 games (non MLS games included). Very disappointing for LA.

This season has been a complete reversal. Much of the credit goes to Bruce Arena, in his first year as manager/coach with the Galaxy. Under Arena, the Galaxy strove to rebuild its flagging defense putting all priority into making sure the opposing team had no opportunities near the goal. With an emphasis on defense rather than offense, the Galaxy turned games they would have lost last season into ties. For the first half of the season, it seemed like that's all we were going to see from the Galaxy - lots and lots of ties with the occasional win or loss here and there. Enter the month of July: Three straight wins against New England Revolution, Chivas USA, and the New York Red Bulls. Then a 2 - 2 draw against one of the world's premiere teams AC Milan. Fastforward to Aug 1 and a close 2 - 1 decision against the reigning best team in the world FC Barcelona (I was there, read my story). Since Barca the Galaxy are 3-1-1, the most recent win against heated rival Chivas USA concluding the three game Superclasico Series with the Galaxy winning 2 games to 1. We're witnessing a Galaxy team coming into form at the best time possible - leading into the playoffs.

Now a few words about David Beckham. Love him, hate him whatever. You've got to admit, for an aging world class midfielder, the guy does pretty well for himself (understatement). Consider the match against Barca:



Absolutely world class free kick. That's why David Beckham remains one of the best midfielders in the world. His ball placement and control is absolutely legendary. He's lost some speed, sure, since his Man U and Real Madrid days but you cannot deny that off a set piece, or a corner kick, or supporting a striker upfield there aren't many players in the world that can match Beckham's pure talent. I remember seeing that goal go down. Unfortunately for me I was on one of the corners on the Galaxy end so I didn't have the best view but I remember thinking before he kicked it, "wouldn't it be ridiculous if somehow we just scored now before halftime?" This thought was shortly followed by, "WHAT?? NO F*$#ING WAY!!!"

How about this one, against Chivas?


80th minute off a long throw in, riccochets off Chivas USA, Beckham sprints down the center and finishes off of the post, sealing the game against the rivals and putting distance between themselves and the clusterfuck that is third place in the West (3 teams tied for 3rd). Whatever reservations LA had about loaning Beckham to Milan seemed to have subsided. Typical of LA Fans. I for one am fine with Beckham's trip and possible permanent departure to Milan. I am very thankful for his work he's done with the Galaxy and I'm going to be very sad if he decides to leave. He's done a lot of great things for our team, and that's undeniable.

Closing the Gap: UCLA vs. U$C (Part III)

Now for the most important part of closing the gap, UCLA needs to get better. The last few years, Bruin football has been painful to watch. Since Cade McNown, aside from a series of last minute impossible comebacks in 2005 and one game in 2006, UCLA football has been mediocre. Last season was not even close to mediocre. So one may ask how I can be so optimistic about our future coming off a season where the team went 4-8, the starting quarterback set a UCLA record for interceptions, and the offensive line supplied as much protection as an umbrella during hurricane Katrina?

My response...WHY THE HELL NOT?!?
If you can't be optimistic before the season starts why watch at all? We are undefeated until proven otherwise and all you pessimistic fans ready to jump on and off the bandwagon with each play can join the other knowledge-less bandwagoners in red and yellow.

Aside from blind optimism there are actually plenty of things in UCLA's favor for this season and the future. First and foremost is our coaching staff. Norm Chow is the best offensive mind in college football, bar none. $C fans won't argue with it because we all saw what he did to us year after year. The man knows football, and above all he knows quarterbacks. He now has a quarterback. The story of how he found Kevin Prince is eerily similar to how he spotted Leinart. He has already told Prince he expects to be attending a Heisman ceremony with him, which is high praise from someone who has coached 4 Heisman winners, not to mention Steve Young and Phillip Rivers. Neuheisel isn't exactly an amateur either. The most important thing about Neuheisel is his willingness to challenge $C. He gets his face and UCLA out there to the public. He wants to put the Bruins back on the map. With UCLA's natural advantages (location, beautiful campus, playing in the Rose Bowl, etc.) and Neuheisel's determination to resurrect the program, Bruin fans have something to get excited about.

That excitement starts this year. The most important factor of any season is schedule. This season UCLA gets Cal, Oregon, and ASU at home. This UCLA team would be hard pressed to take one of those three games on the road this year, but at home I would not be surprised with two victories, or even a sweep. Tennessee in Tennessee is not an easy challenge, but if there is a year that they are susceptible it is this year. SDSU and KSU at home should both be wins, as should both Washingtons. Which leaves just at Arizona (winnable), at Oregon State (winnable), and $C (probably not our year yet).

UCLA has a new and promising QB. UCLA has a revamped O-line. UCLA finally has some speed on offense. UCLA has veteran all Pac 10 (and possible all Americans) at cornerback, middle linebacker, and defensive tackle. This team will surprise people.

While the gap between UCLA and U$C is still there, we are bridging it. In two years from now don't be surprised when your gardener, maid, janitor, or any other $C grad you know asks you how UCLA's football team came out of nowhere.

Mascot Wars Round 1: San Diego State Aztecs - Mighty warriors or just...#2?

A few weeks ago, I did a very special write up about a very special bear. Seeing all the controversy and angry Cal fans sputtering about, I decided to make this a recurring event featuring the opposing mascot before each game to make [insert rival here] all upset and make UCLA fans laugh with glee. Without further ado I give you: The Aztec Warrior.

Couple things I'd like to address here. First I give you a brief summary of who the Aztecs were and why there are no more Aztecs. The Aztec were an advanced Mesoamerican civilization in a what is now modern day Mexico. Their capital, Tenochtitlan, is the site of present day Mexico City. The were a violent and warlike people, enslaving many inferior tribes surrounding them, creating a true empire in the modern sense. They were extremely violent: they killed, worshipped the sun, sacrificed humans, ate hearts, and probably trafficked drugs to the United States. Not much changes with time, does it? Anyway, all was super in Aztec land for a while - the sun worshipping was going well, Aztec chefs had successfully popularized and commercialized the human heart frappuchino, slaves were a-toiling building massive temples, head dresses were hitting the fashion scene - until white man showed up. With a handful of rifles, horses, and iron body armor the Spanish strolled in to Tenochtitlan and politely asked for all their duckets (gold coins for you non-history majors/rappers). This was essentially a stick-up. Business-economics had clearly gone way over the heads of Moctezuma and pals (a trend that continues to this day with the modern SDSU Aztec), because the first rule of business is: when somebody points a gun at you, especially when your civilization hasn't invented guns yet, you give the gun-holders what they're asking for and hope they don't take the Lexus too. Having been rudely denied, Cortez and co. decided to unleash the guns, hordes of oppressed indiginous Mexicans, and smallpox (FTW!) and with that, the Aztecs were totally crushed. The violent and drug filled world of the Aztecs had been temporarily suppressed, temporarily being the key word. Fast forward 500 years and modern day Mexico is totally at peace...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Aztecs, being an adaptive and spiteful people, decided that they would leave their mark on the world for all to know and remember them by. Being bested primarily due to the white man's smallpox (FTW!) which of course, marks the individual with white pox, the Aztecs cooked up a colon-counterattack. Their mark, their color, their lasting insignia was to be a brown one. I speak of course of Moctezuma's Revenge. This is a disease that makes you poop yourself silly, often staining your undergarments and creating the need for fresh ones. According to www.endonurse.com, this "[Aztec black magick] begin[s] abruptly. The illness usually results in increased frequency, volume, and weight of stool. (stool means poop btw) Altered stool consistency also is common. Typically, a traveler experiences four to five loose or watery bowel movements (this means mad shits, like, worse than the worst beer shits) each day." All around pretty gross. Ineffective I might add. While smallpox wiped out a whole civilization, Moctezuma's Revenge only causes mild to moderate discomfort and many trips to the john. Not exactly the scariest disease but perhaps the funniest. I raise my glass to you, fallen Aztecs, for creating the shittiest disease ever as your..erm, revenge.

Sometimes Moctezuma's Revenge strikes at the worst possible time. This disease is a fickle one and knows no friends or foes. Sometimes it strikes friends. Case in point:
Here you will observe an SDSU Aztec portraying an ancient Aztec. Quaint, I know. I draw your attention to a few points.
1) Note the grimace in the face. Looks like he's holding something back, and I don't think its a "gooooooo Aztecs!"
2) Legs closely positioned together. For maximum clenching power
3) Shield at waist level. What better device than a shield to mask a great embarrassment? Also doubles as a shallow collection plate.

Finally, I'd like to make one generalization about the Aztec mascot. Whether you think the mascot is badass, or a legionnaire of the portapotty like I do, at the end of the day the Aztec is a pretty racist mascot. I mean, come on SDSU, racism is schism, ya know? You should have picked something local and still indicative of your culture like Shamoo, or a pot leaf, or gonorrhea. No racism problems. Recently I sat down with Joe Bruin to ask his thoughts about the racist Aztec mascot.

RJ: So Joe, a lot of people are concerned that the choice of mascot - Aztec - at SDSU subjectifies ancestral Mexicans into a subhuman figure. What are you thoughts on the issue?
Joe Bruin: I couldn't agree more RJ. Whether we like it or not, Aztecs were once human beings as well yet we allow them to become subhuman symbols for a mediocre university. It's not like we have teams like 'the Scots-Irish hooligans' or 'the Italian mobsters.' That stereotype is demeaning to those cultures, why do we allow it to happen to minority cultures?
RJ: Very insightful Joe. So no race issues when you were asked to become the mascot for UCLA were there?
Joe Bruin: Fuck no! I was all, wait, I get to be the mascot at UCLA? I get to chew up Trojans and slaughter their innocents? Sign me the fuck up!

Ahhh, college football. I'm happy you're back. It brings out the best in us. GO BRUINS!!!

Pac 10 Week 1 Predictions

Pac 10 Week 1 Predictions
Two friends and die hard Bruin sports fanatics from the UCLA Marching Band will be competing throughout the season in predicting the outcomes of each week's Pac-10 games. Follow along as we predict each game and see which one of us comes out on top.

This week's post may be a little long, as there are many Pac-10 games this week.

Week 1 Pac Ten Predictions (Sept 5th)

#16 Boise State (-4) vs #14 Oregon

(Truebluebruin24)

In what is clearly the Pac-10 game of the week, Oregon starts of their season with a tough test at Boise State, a team they lost to at home just last year. Oregon has been getting a lot of love this season as the team most likely to beat USC (if anyone does), but might also be one of the most overrated pac-10 teams heading into the season, besides Cal. While Oregon has a tricky offense to stop, Boise State managed to last year, and now they have the home field advantage. If this was on a neutral site I’d pick the Ducks, but the Broncos haven’t lost at home since 2001. I expect them to pull out a tough win.

Prediction: Boise State 38 Oregon 31

(Blueandgold)

What a great way to start off the season with a marquee game on opening night of college football! Although Alabama vs. Virginia Tech is getting a lot of the national attention this week, I believe this game ranks up there in terms of talent and hunger of both teams. Boise State comes into this game with a regular season winning streak of 49 games when playing on The Blue, and have won 61 out of 62 games there since 1999—talk about home field dominance. Oregon, on the other hand, is looking to avenge what they called “an embarrassing loss” to the Broncos when they beat them 37-32, while also taking out their quarterback Masoli in the process. Masoli returns for his junior season as a multidimensional quarterback. Also Blout, a junior college transfer, looks good in the RB position and can fill in the role that Johnson played last year. As Boise State, Sophomore QB Moore threw for over 3,000 yards and 25 touchdowns, including 386 yards and 3 touchdowns against Oregon last year, and had a season completion percentage close to 70%. Even with all the fire power that Oregon gained, I like Boise State in this one, especially with them playing at home. I think this game is going to be filled with fireworks, and although I’m studying for my MCAT on Friday, I will be sure to watch this game Thursday night!

Oregon: 31 Boise State: 35


Washington State vs Stanford (-16.5)

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It is only thanks to Washington being so completely lousy that Washington State didn’t win the title of worst team in the pac-10 last year. Their only wins came against winless Washington, and Portland State. Meanwhile, Jim Harbaugh is slowly but surely causing Stanford to improve each year, just barely missing a bowl game last season. Stanford creamed Washington State last year, and with the exception of home field advantage, the cougars don’t have much to hope for in this game. Game should be put away by halftime.

Prediction: Stanford 41 Washington State 10

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A first week Pac 10 showdown. Stanford comes into the game on the upswing with Coach Harbaugh heading into his 3rd year coaching the Cardinal. They have one of the most talented collection of backs in the Pac 10 and a very formidable defensive line. Wazzu on the other hand, finished the season 2-10 last year and Coach Wulff is already on the hotseat in his second year. Although the Cougs are very hard to beat at home over the years at Martin Stadium, I don’t feel Stanford will have a tough time against the Wazzu. I like the way Stanford is maturing over the past few years under Harbaugh and think this one is a gimme to start off a season for Stanford that is in hopes of reaching their first bowl game since 2001.

Stanford: 28 Washington State: 13


#12 Cal (-21.5) vs Maryland

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Cal is once again receiving a lot of love to start the season, but the last few seasons the Bears seem to start of strong and fade away as the season continues. Cal has the skill players to be great this year, with arguably the best running back in the nation in Jahvid Best. The only real question for the Bears is can Tedford finally find a consistent quarterback. Between being dominating at home and motivated after last year’s humiliating defeat at Maryland, expect Cal to come out fired up for this game. With Eastern Michigan the following week, there is no reason for Cal to overlook this game.

Prediction: Cal 38 Maryland 17

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Cal is a preseason favorite to contend for the Pac 10 title; however standing in their way is a formidable Maryland team that upset the Golden Bears last year in Maryland. Last year at Maryland, QB Riley threw for over 420 yards, while RB Best ran for over 220. Despite the performance, Maryland beat Cal 35-27. That Maryland team that beat Cal last year went on to an 8-5 campaign. However this year will be completely different. Cal has the offensive firepower to open this game up and bode well for the rest of the season. Their new offensive coordinator, Ludwig, from the 13-0 Utah Utes enters his first season at Cal with the weapons in Riley and Best to get the job done. Maryland on the other hand loses 30 seniors and although are geared up for the game against the Bears, they don’t have the playmakers to beat a Cal team in Berkeley (which has won 27 out of 31 at Memorial Stadium since 2004). I like the Bears’ chances this year to lock up the Pac 10 and go to the Rose Bowl (if not better) for the first time in 50 years. Cal should win this one handily, and will make a statement that they are a force to be reckoned with in 2009 in the Pac 10.

Maryland: 14 California: 35


#4 USC (-33.5) vs San Jose State

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Ok Ok, I know Stanford came into the Coliseum two years ago and surprised the world by beating USC as the biggest underdog in history, so anything is possible, but there is no way in hell San Jose State wins this game. The only question is, by how much does USC win? There are a few factors that could make the game a little closer than expected: USC has a huge second week at Ohio State and could be overlooking this game. Pete Carrol needs to do just 3 things in this game: win, get his starters out as early as possible to avoid any injuries, and get his reserves some playing time. USC may just rely on their running game and save the big plays for their date with the Buckeyes the following week.

Prediction USC 48 San Jose State 10

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It pains me to see a U$C blowout, but this is obviously just a schedule filler for $C as they look to next week’s match up with the Buckeyes and a payday for SJSU. However, like all games, I will offer some analysis. $C comes in ranked as the preseason number 4 and a potential national title contender (no way, but Foxsports would have you believe that with their crush on Pete Carroll). $C plans to start freshman Matt Barkley, who played at Mater Dei. Although I was not at the game, my parents saw Barkley in action when he lost to my high school alma mater, Tesoro, last year during the CIF playoffs. They said Barkley was super sharp; the reason he lost was because his receivers were just not good enough to catch perfect passes. So I understand Barkley is the real deal athletically, but is he mentally, that will be the question for $C. Although $C is the heavy favorite, SJSU coach, Dick Tomey has beaten $C the last two times, and five out of 12, however that was the pre-Carroll era. SJSU comes off a 6-6 season, but returns 7 starters from the #21 defense nationally last year. However that’s not enough to beat $C.

San Jose State: 7 U$C: 42 (Go Bruins!)


Arizona (-13.5) vs Central Michigan

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Central Michigan is probably a team that most people would consider a cupcake at first glance. The Chippewas actually came close last year to winning their third MAC conference title in a row, and are considered one of the favorites this year. However, the competition in the MAC is still not the same as playing at a power conference team’s home stadium. Arizona however may have a harder time with this game then their fans would like. With an inexperienced quarterback facing an experienced team in his first game, the offense may have problems moving the ball. Expect a talented Wildcat defense to preserve a closer than expected win

Prediction Arizona 28 Central Michigan 20

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Arizona is without its star 3,000 yard QB Tuitama, and will look to Sophomore Scott who has little experience to make something of Arizona’s season. Both Arizona and Central Michigan will try to feature their elite group of receivers, meaning this game could come down to the secondary. While the line of the Chips was 14th nationally in sacks, their secondary was 109th last year, meaning a couple completions by Scott could give him the confidence to blow this game open. However, while Arizona is more of the big name school in this game, don’t count out Central Michigan with their QB LeFevour, who threw for close to 2,800 yards last season with 21 touchdowns and only 6 interceptions. I like the Chips offensively but their defense, though improved, will have to step up to win the game.

Central Michigan: 21 Arizona: 24


UCLA (-19) vs San Diego State

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UCLA has a rough season last year, going 4-8. However, they open at home against a team with an even rougher season, as the Aztecs went 2-10. Football analysts love to go on and on about how the game is won in the trenches. San Diego State doesn’t have a defensive lineman over 270 pounds, while the lightest Bruin offensive lineman is 309 pounds. Expect UCLA to be able, at least for this game, to open big holes for the running game and tire out a thin Aztec defensive line. With the big showdown the following week vs Tennessee, UCLA might stick to a heavy run game and save some of their plays for the game the following week.

Prediction UCLA 31 San Diego State 13

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I’m so excited for this season as a Bruin! UCLA looks to take a 4-8 record under its first season under Coach Neuheisel and turn it into a bowl-bound season. However fires threaten the playing of this game during this week, and may cause the game to be moved to the end of the season on Dec. 5th. UCLA is a very young team offensively, starting a redshirt freshman quarterback in Prince, a RB corp that features two redshirt freshman in Knox and Franklin and an offensive line that has 3-4 starters that weren’t even Bruins last year. Standing in their way of opening the season with a win, are the phantom Aztecs of SDSU. Former Ball State Coach, Brady Hoke, is in his first year at SDSU, leaving the Bruins puzzled at what will be coming at them on Saturday. Backing up Coach Hoke are two former Bruin who will serve as SDSU’s coordinators. Defensive Coordinator Rocky Long’s 3-3-5 scheme looks to stump offensive mastermind Norm Chow. The Aztecs are ready for a fight, hopefully UCLA is ready to respond and make a statement on the improvements they made since last season.

San Deigo State: 17 UCLA: 21


Washington vs #11 Louisiana State (-17)

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I must admit that I’m surprised this line is so low. LSU has been one of college football’s powers recently despite a “down” year last year, while Washington has been steadily declining, finishing off their decent with last year’s meltdown of a season. I know Washington is at home, and they have a new coach and their star quarterback is back from injury, but this is an absolutely brutal way for Washington to start the season. If this game is close still in the second half, my hat off to the Huskies.

Prediction LSU 55, Washington 10

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Both LSU and Washington had disappointing season, although the scale used to measure those let down seasons are much different for each team. LSU finished 8-5 last year in a tough SEC, coming in third in the SEC West. Washington on the other hand comes into the game looking for their first win since 2007, going an abysmal 0-12 last season. However things are looking up for the Huskies with their new head coach, Sarkisian from $C. 11th ranked LSU though comes in with their all purpose guy Jefferson who can run, catch, and throw the football. LSU has won all 19 of their non-conference games under Coach Miles. Although Locker is back, his play style under the previous Washington regimes is not conducive to Sarkisians paly style. LSU is going to have a heck of a season, they just need to take care of business as they travel the furthest ever in their history to meet up with Washington.

Louisiana State: 28 Washington: 14


Arizona State vs Idaho State (no line)

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Expectations are down somewhat in the desert this year after ASU’s disappointing season last year. Coach Dennis Erickson had the sun devil faithful excited after his first season, but now entering year 3, the Sun Devils seem to be somewhere in the middle of the pac-10. Add in the fact that Rudy Carpenter is gone, and ASU is faced with breaking in a new quarterback. Thankfully, the Devils get an easy game to start the season at home against the Bengals coming off a 1-11 season. This should be a nice warm up for a Sun Devil offense that was surprisingly bad last season ranked 100th nationally in production.

Prediction ASU 42 Idaho State 10

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The Bengals come into this game with a dismal 1-11 record from last season. Despite this, Idaho State QB Hill had over 2,600 yards last season with 14 touchdowns; however he was intercepted 15 times. ASU looks to start off the season on the right foot with a bye week coming next week. Although not the powerhouse that they once were in the Pac 10, ASU should win this one easily and take it as a warm up to the rest of the season. ASU starts senior quarterback Sullivan, who got very limited play time behind Carpenter last year.

Idaho State: 10 Arizona State: 24


Oregon State vs Portland State (no line)

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The last few seasons, Oregon State has been blasted in a preconference game to start the season, gets completely overlooked, and then surprises the Pac-10, finishing in the top 3 the past 3 seasons, and beating USC 2 out of 3 times. Don’t expect any early season loss, at least in this game, as Portland State is no Penn State or Utah that have given the beavers fits in years past. Though Oregon State will be breaking in many new starters on both sides of the ball, the return of the dangerous Rodgers brothers who are now a household name, and 2 senior quarterbacks both with playing experience could make the Beavers a dangerous team once again this season. The defense may give up a few scores with all of the new bodies on the field, but the offense will put this game away quickly

Prediction OSU 48 Portland State 17

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Oregon State had a pretty successful season last year. Beating $C and having a shot at the Rose Bowl is definitely a successful season. Oregon State over the past two years has been pretty consistent and I see them doing the same in 2009, being in the upper half of the conference. They come into this game winning the past 25 non-conference home games. As for Portland state, they are coming off a 4-7 performance last year in NCAA Division 1AA. The “Quizz” will be all over the field in this game and this game will definitely be a good start for OSU, especially with their relatively easy early schedule.

Portland State: 10 Oregon State: 38

Closing the Gap: UCLA vs. U$C (Part II)

Recruiting alone cannot make a team. While you need talent to compete, we all saw how Lavin so diligently proved that talent alone will not suffice. You need to have coaching. This is where under Dorrell UCLA had a huge disadvantage to $C. Pete Carroll, regardless of what I may think of him as a person, is a hell of a coach. His teams are prepared. His defenses are fast, organized, and hard hitting. That being said, when $C was at its best (2002-2005) it was its offense that was dominant. No one talks about the defense from the incredible 2005 team, unless they are talking about how Vince Young ran all over it. This is where Carroll's personality conflicted with his undeniable ability to coach. Rumor has it that Carroll was not happy with the credit that offensive guru Norm Chow was getting. Soon the two college football juggernauts parted ways.
Since Norm Chow's departure at U$C the recruiting has stayed at an elite level, the defense has improved, but the offense has not looked the same. Since Chow's players left I have never been scared of U$C's offense. In 2005 (the year after Chow's departure) Chow's players made the game against the best UCLA team in a decade about as competitive as a chess match between Bobby Fischer and Simple Jack. Just one year later a worse Bruin team held the Trojans to 9 points, 2 of which coming off a safety. While that was a rebuilding year for the $C offense, John David Booty was not Carson Palmer, Mark Sanchez was not Leinart, and Joe McKnight will never be Reggie Bush.
With an offense that does not wow me, a defense going through a complete overhaul, and arguably the toughest schedule in the country, this could be the year $C comes back to Earth, or at least to within sight of the rest of the Pac 10 (except of course Washington State).

A Letter to TJ (Simers)

Really? What are you trying to do here? Anger the blue and gold faithful? If that's what you are going for, I would say that you are doing quite the job. Is there a history of bad blood with Coach Neu or something? Maybe you lost to him in that infamous basketball pool earlier this decade or something and now you have to chance to revenge that lose, or maybe not. Perhaps you are still angry to see a guy not unlike your "butt buddy" Petey, except Rick admits his mistakes, takes the high road (In a couple years if Prince decides to go pro, he would shake his had at a press conference), and even won a lawsuit against the NCAA. Perhaps T.J you are envious of the golden boy. I mean he is a rags to riches story as far as college football goes and you are an angry disgruntled old sportswriter who as the fine folks at BruinsNation pointed out, will be left unemployed in no more than five years. You are such a noname that you don't even have a wikipedia page (below)!

Now, when you say that James Washington is going to be UCLA's MVP, is that because unlike you, he has done something with his life? Maybe. Is it because UCLA lacks talent? I mean, two top-10 recruiting classes sure seems bad, doesn't it? Or the multiple guys on preseason awards list? How about being picked by Kirk Herbstreit to be the sleeper in the Pac-10? I mean that guy doesn't work for any legitimate media right (trick question: ESPN loves U$C, but do cover others fairly well). And lastly, as an engineer, I cannot finish this post without some concrete numbers. You say Coach Neu's charisma has not been showed? that his sideline yelling sessions with Kevin Craft have been negative?

To make one last point here, I will have to call on none other than Mr. Bill Plaschke (ironic, I know) to give us some insight on how even towards the end of the Toledo years (begining of the Carroll era), UCLA was outdrawing the Trojans in attendance by 15,000!!! Now, even with all their (ineligible success) U$C outdraws UCLA by around 10,000. But... In Carroll's first year, the Trojans were still drawing blanks in attendance, having 43,000+ (according to Plaschke) at a game against ASU. UCLA averaged 72,794 (according to ESPN.com boxscores) in 2008, who's got the charisma now TJ?