Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Cal Time!
Cal fan: We have been so much better than you this decade.
UCLA fan: You have been better than us. You would consider this your best decade in sixty years, yet if you total the amount of conference wins you barely beat us. You also have a 6-4 against us and the same amount of Rose Bowls as us. And that is what we call a decade to forget.
Cal fan: When was the last time you guys played at home in January?
UCLA fan: Not since 1999. Which happens to be 40 years after your team did. And just to make something clear, the Washington schools, the Oregon schools, U$C, ASU, and your arch-rival Stanford have appeared in the Granddaddy of Them All. That's be 8/9 other conference foes.
Cal fan: No one likes UCLA football, it's like half full.
UCLA fan: Last year after a 4-8 season and a 7-6 season we had 66,000 people. Yes, that's roughly 72% of the capacity but still 5,000 more than Cal averaged in an era where fans in Berkeley have some optimism. How did the 90's attendance figures go for you?
Cal fan: Cal football has a rich tradition.
UCLA fan: If by rich tradition you mean no Rose Bowl since Jan 1, 1959, and a losing record against Stanford, U$C, and UCLA. In fact, all of those schools has at least 10 more victories in the head-to-head match-up. So if that counts as rich, yes. Very rich.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
105 points, say WHAT?
Saturday, August 7, 2010
The Reciprocal Relationship
But hey, when the "school's" motto is FIGHT ON! can you really blame ole Stanley?
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Georgetown Girls
I really wish I knew where to start about critiquing this fine piece of music (and video). So here we go:
1. According to basically everyone, Ron Artest attended St. John's university, which happens to be a Big East school, just like Georgetown. Since when do rappers talk about girls from schools in the same conference? Well aside from the fact that most rappers never attended college, like zero percent of the time. So this seems a little ridiculous. What's wrong with St. John's girls? Too New York for Ron Ron?
2. Georgetown girls are not nearly that hood, unless of course they play on the women's basketball team. Last time I checked, Georgetown costs like 40-50k per year and is also a fine academic institution (ranked #23 on US News's ranking) so no way will Ron Artest and his homie Killa Kyleon picked them up from some place that looks like the inner city.
3. I don't think that the overall Georgetown female population hangs out around strange rappers wearing a "hoed out" #21 jersey. Sure, Jason Clark happens to wear it nowadays but who cares? Why not rep' someone much better like Greg (Craig) Monroe? How about literally anyone else on the 2010 team? The video was released that year, was it really that hard to find a more relevant jersey?
4. This is not really a new point, just a summary. All the Georgetown girls I met when I visited back in March look and act nothing like the ladies in this video. Yes, they like to party with NBA players (Shelley, I know about Roy), and yes, they are fine looking, and most importantly, have a good time. Here is how I would have portrayed the Georgetown girl: alcohol drinking (at Rhino's), hard studying, sombrero wearing, girl. Probably rocking some gray shirt that doesn't make them look too slutty, but maybe not. Who knows.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
And the Next Contestant is...
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
6 Degrees of Separation - NCAA Crusade Style
Monday, July 19, 2010
USC Being Investigated for Violations
Saturday, July 17, 2010
More Underaged Drinking at Notre Dame? So What?
Do any of us really think those cops that made the arrest didn't drink as college underclassmen? Let's be real. The vast majority of college-aged "kids" drink and have some sort of social life. Not only that, but why make a big deal about what people do in their spare time? This party was not in the middle of summer camp, regular season, or even bowl game prep. So why scrutinize college kids for having a good time, especially when no one was hurt, no brawls broke out, and nothing Notre Dame football related was impeded due to this transgression. Sometimes athletes are held to a double standard saying they should not act like any other kid having the college experience. I would say that during the season or camp they should definitely not forget the reason why they are getting a scholarship and focus only on school (unless they are U$C athletes, in which case school is not part of the equation) and contributing their talents in the best way to the football team. But this is July, it was a house party, and they simply broke a law. Let the police deal with it, and move on. This happens all the time, and if no one gets hurt there is no reason to make a big deal out of it.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Who is Sponsoring World Cup Teams?
Adidas:
France, Spain, South Africa, Argentina, Mexico, Greece, Paraguay, Germany, Denmark, Slovakia, Japan, Nigeria
Nike:
United States, Slovenia, Brazil, Portugal, Holland, Serbia, South Korea, Australia, New Zealand
Puma:
Algeria, Switzerland, Uruguay, Italy, Ivory Coast, Ghana, Cameroon
Others:
Honduras, North Korea, Chile, England
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
It's (essentially) Official: Utah to Join the Pac
Monday, June 14, 2010
Pac-16? Not Happenin'
The rumors that came to fruition last week when Colorado accepted the Pac-10 invitation to join its conference while Nebraska bolted on the old Big-12, for the new Big-12 (formerly known as Big-10 with 11 teams). This was believed to be a huge step towards turning both the Big-10 and Pac-10 into 16 team megaconferences. However, at least for the Pac-10 that will not happen. Today Texas turned down the Pac-10 invitation to join its conference, and Oklahoma and Texas A&M announced that they will stay put and try to keep the Big-12 together, as a 10 team conference. Personally, as a UCLA and Pac-10 enthusiast, I am happy about this. It for sure would have been cool to play those guys on a regular basis, but realistically, having a gigantic conference isn't that great. It creates tons of imbalance and weird scheduling problems and a lot more travel than the current format. Plus, having two eight team conferences seems pretty silly. With regards to recruiting, sure, it could have helped land a few top Texas prospects, but who's to say that the Plains schools won't come to California and nab a few prep stars as well? Also, some Pac-10 schools are already scheduled to play schools from the Lone Star state, so no big deal. In the end, the conference will probably stay with eleven or maybe nab one more (lets hope its a good catch) and hopefully put on a newly formed championship game.
Also, can the Big XII and Big 10 just like swap logos or something? Seems to be the simplest solution to me.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
The Limits of Heckling
I'm sorry, but you cannot start yelling stuff about a player's family unless it is relavent. When is it relavent? When their sibling played the sport. For example, UCLA fans chanting "Josh is better" at Jarren Shipp or Cal fans yelling "Joe is better" at Josh Shipp. If a player's family has nothing to do with the sport, don't involve them. Furthermore, if people make reference to a family member's sexual orientation, race, marital status, or whatever it may be, is a clear no no. Along those lines, making sexual references at a 12 year old sister? Really? Come on guys. It's ok to poke fun at the friend with the hot friend, but if she's not old enough to drive, you shouldn't even joke about it. That is what disturbed me by watching Redick's video. I mean, having people tell you to "F off" is one thing, but talking about sex with your 12 year old sister? That's just really sick. At that point the fun and games end and ground control really is needed. Actually, control is needed probably once family member references/names are mentioned.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Adidas Schools
ACC:
NC State
Big 10:
Michigan
Indiana
Wisconsin
Northwestern
Big 12:
Kansas
Nebraska
Baylor
Texas A&M
Big East:
Louisville
Notre Dame
Cincinnati
Seton Hall
Pac-10:
UCLA
SEC:
Tennessee
Arkansas
Mississippi State
As you can tell, some conferences have very weak representation with Adidas (ACC & Pac-10) while others such as the Big 10, 12, and Big East have a fairly strong representation. It seems like Adidas does well in the Northeast and Midwest regions of the country, as well as a pretty good job in the South and Plains. Clearly though, it needs to ensure it uses its lone school in the West properly, because losing it somewhere down the line would be devastating to it. Lets hope the people at Adidas realize that.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Of Course I was Wrong...
Speaking of white-washed events, this Monday's final as my friend pointed out to me, would be the most vanilla final in recent history. Duke usually plays 3-4 white guys on the court at all times. Butler does its best to counter with playing around 2-3 white guys, depending on Matt Howard's foul situation. The only way it could get whiter is if Stanford or any Ivey League school was facing off against Duke. No matter how diverse (or not) the game in Indy will be, one thing is for sure. It'll be the world against Duke, and everyone knows that as its probably been reiterated on every sports media outlet. As much as I would love to see Coach K and his band of whitiest come out on the losing end, I think that they are too experienced and talented to crumble under the ferocious Bulldog defense. Then again, let's hope that I am wrong again, just one last time.
Friday, April 2, 2010
The Final Four, F $C!
1. The Yankees of college basketball. They only have three NC's and rank behind numerous other schools on the all time list. This makes them like the Phillies of college basketball. Except no one likes them.
2. Coach K is the greatest thing since bread came sliced. Again, no. He is a HoFer and all, but no way is he the greatest coach to coach student-athletes. His 11 Final Fours match the titles John Wooden won at UCLA. Also, Tom Izzo will probably catch up to him at some point. He has 6 in 12 years. Coach K has 11 in 30+ years.
3. Most hardcore fans. Well, they have awesome fans. But Cameron Indoor is smaller in capacity than the Galen Center so of course when you have a good team there'll be high demand. Add to that the small amount of resources (seats) and you basically only show the most hardcore of fans. I would say they are not as great as Kentucky, UNC, and Kansas fans who have arenas much larger that always sell out.
4. Everyone loves us that's why we are always on TV. Dukies, you are on TV because the ACC has an amazing TV contract. Since the ACC with the exception of UNC (and Maryland sometimes) is fairly average of course you are going to be on TV a lot. You know who else is on TV a lot? UNC and Maryland. Not to mention the entire Big East and Big-12. Actually, everyone is on ESPN all the time except the Pac-10. Still feeling special?
With those four reasons for Duke's Final Four appearance I will make a prediction on the outcomes of the national semis. Don't be surprised if I am completely wrong, but feel free to congratulate me when I am right (which probably won't happen):
Michigan State 65, Butler 59.
West Virginia 75, Duke 65.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Only if it Happened on April Fool's
Any sensible basketball fan knows how Steve Lavin is a lazy bum who lucked out by inheriting a talented team, used that to recruit more good players, but only made it to the Elite-8 once. He is the guy that Baron Davis referred to when saying his UCLA teams deserved a banner in Pauley for having made the tournament despite not having a coach. Tim Floyd on the other hand, has gotten good performance out of his teams at times when no one would have expected them to perform well, but this was partially because he had ineligible player(s) and allegedly paid lots of cash to a handler of O.J Payo to get him to come to South Central. So when UTEP hired him, people were kind of shocked. Who wouldn't? The guy's reputation is down the toilet and rightfully so. To be fair though, he was only out of coaching for this past season. Lav has been out of coaching since he got fired from UCLA in 2003. So when St. John's hired him, it was kind of surprising (along with what I already wrote about). The good thing for UCLA fans is that they signed a home-home series with the Johnnies beginning next year. Personally, I hope next year's game is in NYC because I will probably be there for graduate school and would love to rock my UCLA gear at a game.
Monday, March 29, 2010
The Legend of Tom Izzo
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Brittney Griner is a Beast
Friday, March 26, 2010
Kentucky and Kansas Winningest Ever? Really?
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
It's Been a While But...
It has been quite a while since we last spoke. In fact, it's been since the conference tournament weekend. That was two weeks ago. What have I done since you might ask? Took some finals, flew to the nation's capital, and a couple other historic United States cities. Some might say I have traveled more than such schools as Georgetown, Notre Dame, and Villanova from the Big East or maybe Kansas from the Big 12, or even those "good" schools out of the A10. Either way, lots has happened in these two weeks. Brackets have been destroyed, weird white guys have been winning games they shouldn't (Northern Iowa and Cornell) and even the Pac-10 has had a winning record thus far in the tournament at 3-1.
I was there in person for Georgetown's fall from grace against Ohio (who?). Well, I was visiting Georgetown when it happened, so not really in person, but kind of. Better yet, I got to watch Kansas lose live and screw my bracket even though I was travelling around DC. I saw part of Nova's game as they lost to the Bay Area's new pride, St. Mary's. And lets not even start talking about Cornell and Northern Iowa because that's been done by every professional on ESPN, Yahoo! Sports, SI, and some random foreign media. But you know, enough about the past. It is time to look forward towards a tasty Sweet-16. Here is what I want to see happen this weekend and why (by region):
MIDWEST:
1. UNI beats MSU. Why? So I can laugh even more at that super ugly white guy who looks like a leprechaun on growth hormones and anabolic steroids.
2. OSU loses to TN. Why? Everyone loves Bruce Pearl... unless of course they hate Jews. Nothing like having a member of the tribe having a chance to advance to the F4.
3. 1+2=69. Why? If you combine the previously mentioned outcomes, the Elite-8 match-up will be a "69" and no college male will object to that, right?
4. Evan Turner has a great game for OSU. Why? I want him to solidify his National Player of the Year over John Wall, simple as that.
5. TN beats out UNI and moves on to the F4. Why? see reason #2.
West:
1. Butler beats 'Cuse. Why? My adventurous weekend with some homegurlz in DC led me to not like 'Cuse. I think they will win, but lets give one out to the Hoyas. You know, because they blew it (like the rest of their conference).
2. KSU destroys Xavier. Why? So KSU fans can rub it in to the Jayhawk faithful how much closer they are getting to winning a championship. Two more and they catch "tradition heavy" Kansas.
3. KSU beats Butler. Why? see #2. Having Butler in the F4 would be comical cause they could barely beat UCLA, but I'll go against it.
East:
1. Cornell over UK. Why? So Calipari doesn't have a chance to vacate another F4 appearance. So UK has no shot at being two away from double digits. Lastly, so the team that claims to be the greatest ever (umm 11 > 7, sorry) loses to an Ivey League school.
2. Washington over WVU. Why? All my friends in the Big East give the Pac-10 shit. However, for the sake of comedy and West Coast bragging, lets have UDub get this one.
3. A double digit seed advances to the F4. Why? Everyone loves an underdog. Especially when their team is already out of it.
4. Kentucky gets sanctions. Why? It'd be hilarious. Third time is not the charm for Calipari.
South:
1. Duke loses. Why? No one likes the smug Dukies. Losing to a team from rural Indiana without their biggest star will be even funnier.
2. SMC over Baylor. Why? I'm from the Bay Area and so is Saint Mary's. Plus, it'll be funny to have another Big 12 team to a much lower seeded foe.
3. SMC advances to F4. Why? This will potentially set-up a match-up with Bruce Pearl and his band of Vols. What better than a title game between a Catholic school and a Jewish head coach?
4. Coach K loses, a sponsorship. Why? Everyone is sick of him. Except Dick Vitale. But everyone is sick of Dickey V. Therefore, no one really likes Coack K.
5. Chris Kramer dunks over Nolan Smith and/or Lance Thomas. Why? Duke plays like four whities at all times (sometimes three, god forbid), so why not have a white boy from Purdue hurdle Duke's remaining rotation players. A dunk over Andre Dawkins would suffice too.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Crazy Start To Conference Tourneys
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
There's a Real Ran Jeremy
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Pac-10 Tourney Preview
Monday, February 22, 2010
Thoughts on Attendance
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Rating this Valentine's Day
1. Senior Year - 2010. It is pretty clear that the loss tonight truly stings and will leave me angry and annoyed at how bad this year is. I think that it is also a prelude to how the next two games in Washington are going to be, so this really does suck. It feels much worse than...
2. Freshman Year - 2007. Playing IM Indoor Soccer, I tore my calf on a corner kick and although I scored the tieing goal to eliminate the opposing team from the playoffs, I couldn't walk properly for the next four weeks and screwed up a couple good grades in the process and yet this is only number two.
3. Sophomore Year - 2008. Three midterms during sixth week, including one on Vday and one on the following day. Sure I dominated the one on Vday, but then having to study circuits and get my game on with Kerkhoff's Laws was not something I wanted to do on that day.
4. Junior Year - 2009. Honestly, it was a pretty fun day. Lodged in the middle of the long weekend, I had just turned 21 and got to enjoy myself after a week midterms. Sure, this is not nearly as bad as the top three, but it sure needs a mention.
Now, how can I make myself feel better? By checking out this video:
NBA All-Star Weekend, College Style: the Game
Happy Valentine's day readers! I hope that yours will be more interesting than mine, considering I am planning on planting myself in front of the TV and watch the NBA All-Star game and UCLA v. U$C basketball game tonight. As I did on Friday before the Rookie Challenge, I shall provide yet another list of colleges/countries/high-schools that the game's biggest stars hail from. Without more rambling, here it is:
Friday, February 12, 2010
NBA All-Star Weekend, College Style
Rookies:
Omri Casspi (Kings) Israel
DeJuan Blair (Spurs) Pittsburgh
Stephen Curry (Warriors)Davidson
Tyreke Evans (Kings) Memphis
Jonny Flynn (T-wolves) Syracuse
Taj Gibson (Bulls) USC
James Harden (Thunder) Arizona State
Brandon Jennings (Bucks)Lottomatica Virtus Roma (Italy)
Jonas Jerebko (Pistons) Sweden
Sophomores:
Michael Beasley (Heat) Kansas State
Marc Gasol (Grizzlies) Spain
Danilo Gallinari (Knicks)Italy
Eric Gordon (Clippers) Indiana
Brook Lopez (Nets) Stanford
Kevin Love (T-wolves) UCLA
O.J. Mayo (Grizzlies) USC
Anthony Morrow (Warriors)Georgia Tech
Russell Westbrook (Thunder)UCLA
As you can tell, the most represented schools are UCLA and U$C with two players each. It should be noted though that Memphis would have had two but Derrick "SATs" Rose is playing in the actual ASG. The Pac-10 has 6 representatives from four different schools, leading all collegiate conferences. Internationally, there are four countries, all of which are European (Israel plays in Europe in basketball), probably a first.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
UNC = UCLA East?
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Signing Day Disparity
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
NCAA Tournament Expansion? No thanks.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Midseason Report
Yes, only three games separate first and last place. There are also five teams with a 4-5 record right now. With the exception of Oregon State, all the teams are tied at least with one other team. There balance and parity is out of control this year. But don't be fooled, it's not in a good way. I've watched plenty of the league games both in person and on the tube, and never saw a team put a three game stretch that would turn the heads of the NCAA Selection Committee. In this post I made some daring guesses about how the conference would transpire. Right now, I think that I would like to flip my top team and most disappointing team. I mean, Arizona is overachieving and Washington is completely inconsistent and undeserving of any praise at this point in the season. In five weeks, this could change again though. As far as my picks for FOY and POY I think that I am right on point because Reeves Nelson and Quincy Poindexter have worked wonders for UCLA and Washington respectively. So yay, I am 50% right at this point! This is like getting back a UCLA Engineering midterm because if you are above the 40% average, you can feel good about yourself.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Georgetown Exposes Duke
We're a football school? Right???
From Rick Reilly's newest article (you can read here http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=reilly_rick&id=4861102&sportCat=ncf ):
"It's been bad news for USC football fans, who just lost the Doberman Pete Carroll to the NFL and had him replaced with the puppy Lane Kiffin, an unproven, scatter-mouthed, rule-breaking 34-year-old whose combined head coaching record is 12-21. Kiffin's leaving the Vols was especially bad news for Kiff in's 1-year-old, Monte Knox Kiffin, whose middle name is an homage to Knoxville. Honey, do you have the Wite-Out? Maybe we can pencil in "Troy" on the birth certificate?
But it's been good news if you're a UCLA football fan. Suddenly, Bruins coach Rick Neuheisel looks like the altar boy in town, the seasoned genius. Hell, Neuheisel's already beaten Kiffin head-to-head, trumping the Vols 19-15 last season. Plus, Kiffin tried to steal Neuheisel's brainiac offensive coordinator, Norm Chow, and whiffed. It's all sunshine in Neuheisel's sports section lately. Trading Carroll for Kiffin as your crosstown rival is like trading a hangman for a hangnail."
UCLA has already passed USC in the recruiting rankings with the addition of DTs Sealil Epenesa and Cassius Marsh.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Rey Maualuga Is a Role Model
You many have also seen him taunting fans and opposing players numerous times on the the field and sidelines, but that's not that uncommon these days for athletes so I'll give it a "pass" for now. But what happened today is truly dumb and a new low for Rey. He went out and drank. Sure why not, we all do that. He then drove. Some people do that, not smart. He hung out with a minor. Some people do that too, they are called pedophiles and probably end up in jail. Essentially Rey managed to complete the trifecta. According to reports, he blew a .157 after he got pulled over, and was hanging out with an 18 year-old and 17 year-old girl. Rey, how old are you? That's right, 23. The five year gap is a lot in my opinion, but under the law is legal. The 17 year-old? Illegal. Now, I am not going to ellude to any inappropriate behavior but the simple fact that he is hanging out with two girls who should not have even been around a bar is troubling. What's worse is that he then perceeded to drive them and hit two cars in the process as well as a parking meter. Maybe the parking meter was intentional because he needed some spare cash after getting a pay-cut when leaving U$C to go to the Bengals. Again, just a thought. But hey, at least Rey got arrested in style, check out his "mug shot":
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Pac-10 Representation in the NBA
Ike Diogu (1) | New Orleans Hornets | PF |
James Harden (13) | Oklahoma City Thunder | SG |
Eddie House (50) | Boston Celtics | SG |
Jeff Pendergraph (31) | Portland Trail Blazers | PF |
Ryan Anderson (33) | Orlando Magic | PF |
Francisco Elson (9) | Milwaukee Bucks | C |
Jason Kidd (2) | Dallas Mavericks | PG |
Sean Marks (4) | New Orleans Hornets | PF |
Leon Powe (44) | Cleveland Cavaliers | PF |
Aaron Brooks | Houston Rockets | PG |
Malik Hairston (1) | San Antonio Spurs | SG |
Fred Jones (2) | Los Angeles Clippers | SG |
Maarty Leunen (10) | Houston Rockets | SF |
Luke Ridnour (13) | Milwaukee Bucks | PG |
Jarron Collins (20) | Phoenix Suns | C |
Jason Collins (34) | Atlanta Hawks | C |
Casey Jacobsen (23) | Memphis Grizzlies | SG |
Brevin Knight (2) | Utah Jazz | PG |
Brook Lopez (11) | New Jersey Nets | C |
Robin Lopez (15) | Phoenix Suns | C |
DeMar DeRozan (10) | Toronto Raptors | SG |
Taj Gibson (22) | Chicago Bulls | PF |
O.J. Mayo (32) | Memphis Grizzlies | SG |
Brian Scalabrine (44) | Boston Celtics | C |
Nick Young (1) | Washington Wizards | SG |
Jon Brockman (40) | Sacramento Kings | PF |
Spencer Hawes (31) | Sacramento Kings | C |
Nate Robinson (2) | New York Knicks | PG |
Brandon Roy (7) | Portland Trail Blazers | SG |